Saturday, July 23, 2005
Bush Condi hillarious conversation
>Conversation between George Bush and Condoleeza Rice :-)--toogud]>>--ultimate folks !!! tooooooooooo good !! just read it 'n have a good>laugh !>>>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?>>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.>>George: Great. Lay it on me.>>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.>>George: That's what I want to know.>>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.>>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?>>Condi: Yes.>>George: I mean the fellow's name.>>Condi: Hu.>>George: The guy in China.>>Condi: Hu.>>George: The new leader of China.>>Condi: Hu.>>George: The main man in China!>>Condi: Hu is leading China.>>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?>>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.>>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?>>Condi: That's the man's name.>>George: That's who's name?>>Condi: Yes.>>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of>China?>>Condi: Yes, sir.>>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the>Middle East.>>Condi: That's correct.>>George: Then who is in China?>>Condi: Yes, sir.>>George: Yassir is in China?>>Condi: No, sir.>>George: Then who is?>>Condi: Yes, sir.>>George: Yassir?>>Condi: No, sir.>>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.>>Condi: Kofi?>>George: No, thanks.>>Condi: You want Kofi?>>George: No.>>Condi: You don't want Kofi.>>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.>And then get me the U.N.>>Condi: Yes, sir.>>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.>>Condi: Kofi?>>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?>>Condi: And call who?>>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?>>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.>>George: Will you stay out of China?!>>Condi: Yes, sir.>>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.>>>Condi: Kofi.>>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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- I feel very strongly against terrorism and violation of human rights, acts of violence/exploitation against women and children should have the capital punishment,in my view, anywhere in the world. My approach is probably too direct, and mostly i am brutally straightforward and bluntly to the point in matters of expressing my feelings, people who can handle that find an invaluable friend in me. So what! im still a diehard hopeless romantic with faith & patience LOL My next 5year plan is to go backpacking around the world staring with europe, collecting friends and spreading smiles as i go.