A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,"What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
This is freaky.....you have got to try it!
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall
into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test".
Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..
You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..
Come on, one more!
123 + 5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer ! , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.
Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone, including the person that sent it to you.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall
into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test".
Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..
You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..
Come on, one more!
123 + 5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer ! , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.
Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone, including the person that sent it to you.
hamar laalu is beshtesht
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
The tell tale signs of your personality
1. By Name
2. By Month
3. By Date
4. By Signing Style
1. By Name
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean
business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience
for
flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
cute,
demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often
don't
get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that
your
partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it
difficult
to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical
attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, &
not
very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to
trouble.! You
are very self satisfied & egoistic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and
dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the
affection
of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your
mate.
You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when
it
comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your
approval.
You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations
and
experiences. You are willing to experiment.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the
object
of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see
your
lover as a friend and c! ompanion. You are very sensual, needing
someone to
appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you
have
the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are
an
expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam
ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
nurturing
and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are
highly
passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes
possessive
and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor.
When
people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see.
You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open
attitude.
You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you
have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or
you
are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
companion.
You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument
once
in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the
challenge
is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are
uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book.
Sometimes,
in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
look
for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
committed,
you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Pub!
licly,
you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic.
Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a
very
generous lover.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover.
You
respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one
who
can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the
peak of
stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely
active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take
precedence
over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally
close to
people.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything
you
se! ek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained
a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are
actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though,
you
tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in
your
involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for
yourself.
You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything
meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and
strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground.
People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a
dreamer with a passion for life.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You
enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend
hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for! lovers who know
what
they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that
amateur
wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of
statement.
You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your
commitments
don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of
your
strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes
downright lustful.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a
good
cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't
always
used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the
thrill
of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on
great
romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out
on
your own every so often. You will carry on! long- distance
relationships
with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a
need
to be nurtured deep within.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will
this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very
seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for
the
right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often
selfless.
You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the g! lamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
statement
of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences
and
partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You
must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you
will
find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,
cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that
appearances
can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a
skilled
technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut
from
insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be
highly
critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not
easy to
find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expres!
sing
emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking
you
are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your
prime
desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live
for
the moment.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw
your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
barred.
You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and
intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything
and
everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be
pampered
and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
You
often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head.
You are
very imaginative.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: O?You are very interested in fun activities
yet
secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your
energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have
extended
periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover,
requiring
the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you
demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone.
Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
check.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
doing
anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count.
Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free
of
hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways ! of doing
things.
You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good
deal of
physical gratification.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
physical
energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an
enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their
ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation
to
turn you on and keep you going.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone
who can
keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the
better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you.
You
have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have ! a need to
prove
yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are
open,
stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically
idealistic
to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose
control
of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue.
You
could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often
regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like
being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private &
sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts.
When
it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the
little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take
your
love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience
to
wait for the right person to come along. You a! re very generous &
giving,
often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like
someone
who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you
on. You
fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are
romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses
&
your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt.
You
can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
Once you
put your mind to something! you manage to stand by it and see your
dreams
through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like
things
your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things.
This
may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may
develop
into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be
given to
what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their
advice
may turn ! out to save your life.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in
love
you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You
see
romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement
freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You
wait
till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone
means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head
to see
hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe
that
age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear &
suspense.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when
it
come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic,
idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner
for who
she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all
of
your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You
like
laying love games.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin w! ith: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can
handle
more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your
mind.
You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you
will
forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which
doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation.
However if
you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback
on
your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You
wind
up serving your mate & attracting people who have u! nusual trouble.
You
see yourself as a lover's savior.
2. By Month
JANUARY !
*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught *Always looking
at
people's flaws and weaknesses *Likes to criticize *Hardworking and
productive *Smart, neat and organised *Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy *Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather
reserved *Highly attentive *Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love *Loves children *Homely
person *Loyal *Needs to improve social abilities *Easily jealous.
FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self
esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and
easily
hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making
friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing
dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on
the
inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns
to
show emotions.
MARCH
*Attractive personality *Affectionate *Shy and reserved *Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic *Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others *Loves to serve others *Not easily angered
*Trustworthy *Appreciative and returns kindness *Observant and assess
others *Revengeful *Loves to dream and fantasize *Loves traveling
*Loves
attention *Hasty decisions in choosing partners *Loves home decors
*Musically talented *Loves special things *Moody.
APRIL
*Active and dynamic *Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and
affectionate to oneself *Strong mentality *Loves attention *Diplomatic
*Cons! oling *Friendly and solves people's problems *Brave and
fearless
*Adventurous *Loving and caring *Suave and generous *Emotional
*Revengeful
*Aggressive *Hasty *Good memory *Moving *Motivate oneself and the
others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest *Easily get too jealous.
MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp
thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep
feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily
influenced *Needs no motivation *Easily consoled *Systematic (left
brain)
*Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually
in
the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good !
physical
*Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts *Loves traveling
*Dislike
being at home *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited *Spendthrift
JUNE
*Thinks far with vision *Easily influenced by kindness *Polite and
soft-spoken *Having lots of ideas *Sensitive *Active mind *Hesitating
*Tends to delay *Choosy and always wants the best *Temperamental
*Funny and
humorous *Loves to joke *Good debating skills *Talkative *Daydreamer
*Friendly *Knows how to make friends *Abiding *Able to show character
*Easily hurt *Prone to getting colds *Loves to dress up *Easily bored
*Fussy *Seldom show emotions *Takes time to recover when hurt *Brand
conscious *Executive *Stubborn *Those who loves me are enem! ies
*Those who
hates me are friends.
JULY
*Fun to be with *Secretive *Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet
unless excited or tensed *Takes pride in oneself *Has reputation
*Easily
consoled *Honest *Concern about people's feelings *Tactful *Friendly
*Approachable *Very emotional *Temperamental and unpredictable *Moody
and
easily hurt *Witty and starkly *Sentimental *Not revengeful *Forgiving
but
never forgets *Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things *Guides
others
physically and mentally *Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring
and loving *Treats others equally *Strong sense of sympathy *Wary and
sharp
*Judge people through observations *Hardworking *No difficulties! in
studying *Loves to be alone *Always broods about the past and the old
friends *Likes to be quiet *Homely person *Waits for friends *Never
looks
for friends *Not aggressive unless provoked *Prone to having stomach
and
dieting problems *Loves to be loved *Easily hurt but take.
AUGUST
*Loves to joke *Attractive *Suave and caring *Brave and fearless *Firm
and
has leadership qualities *Knows how to console others *Too generous
and
egoistic *Take high pride of oneself *Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary
spirit *Easily angered *Angry when provoked *Easily jealous *Observant
*Careful and cautious *Thinks quickly *Independent thoughts ! *Loves
to
lead and to be led *Loves to dream *Talented in the arts, music and
defense
*Sensitive but not petty *Poor resistance against illnesses *Learns to
relax *Hasty and rusty *Romantic *Loving and caring *Loves to make
friends.
SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to
point
out people's mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy,
loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory
*Clever
and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself
when
criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves
sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle
up
feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things
*Systematic.
OCTOBER
*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at
the
center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie
or
pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making
friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps
unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what
others
think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the
arts
and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and
easily
jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and! fair *Spendthrift and
easily
influenced *Easily lose confidence.
NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas *Difficult to fathom *Thinks forward *Unique and
brilliant *Extraordinary ideas *Sharp thinking *Fine and strong
clairvoyance *Can become good doctors *Careful and cautious *Dynamic
in
personality *Secretive *Inquisitive *Knows how to dig secrets *Always
thinking *Less talkative but amiable *Brave and generous *Patient
*Stubborn
and hard-hearted *If there is a will, there is a way *Determined
*Never
give up *Hardly become angry unless provoked *Loves to be alone
*Thinks
differently from others *Sharp-minded *Motivates oneself *Does not
appreciate praises *High-spirited *Well-built and tough *Deep ! love
and
emotions *Romantic *Uncertain in relationships *Homely *Hardworking
*High
abilities *Trustworthy *Honest and keeps secrets *Not able to control
emotions *Unpredictable.
DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous *Patriotic *Active in games and interactions
*Impatient
and hasty *Ambitious *Influential in organizations *Fun to be with
*Loves
to socialize *Loves praises *Loves attention *Loves to be loved
*Honest and
trustworthy *Not pretending *Short tempered *Changing personality *Not
egoistic *Takes high pride in oneself *Hates restrictions *Loves to
joke
*Good sense of humor *Logical.
3. By Date
If your birthday is on.. Scroll down to find out about your nature..
December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th! - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March1st - Match 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 st Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 th Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Nave
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - N! ovember 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd !
Teal
RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked
to be
loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with
people, nice, soft, and that ! can love you for the way you are. Likes
people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You
are
trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't
fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for
a
long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in
picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make
stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new
friends.
GREY
You are attractive, a! nd active. You never hide your feelings, and
express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You
want to
be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten
up
people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a
good
sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person,
but
sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to
be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting
for
the right person.
GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out
going.
It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right
person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and
care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership towards relationships. You ma! ke good decision and make
the
right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic
relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go
your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about
other
people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once
you
get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better
love.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it
comes
to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find
the
right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily.
Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular
between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things
easily.
You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and
complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but
you
have a capable personality for everyone to trust you an! d like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like
to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get".
Your
love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you
don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought
highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind
and
cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.
BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become
close
with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't
get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind,
not
your heart.
NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling
towards
everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and
like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love
easily.
Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes
in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a
long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are comp! etitive. When it
comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you
find
the right friend, you trust them for ever.
4. By Signing Style
SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are
a
little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".
TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their
fianc?es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other
persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract
others.
SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are
very
cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look
back
at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention
to
others views. These a! re considered to be good natured but are
selfish
too.
RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never
say
anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other
person of what he is talking of.
RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These
people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its
direction
of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or
wrong.
You can win them just by flattering them.
SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are
ready
to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these
seems
to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any
environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very
firm
on their views & posses a lot of will power.
2. By Month
3. By Date
4. By Signing Style
1. By Name
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean
business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience
for
flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
cute,
demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often
don't
get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that
your
partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it
difficult
to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical
attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, &
not
very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to
trouble.! You
are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and
dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the
affection
of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your
mate.
You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when
it
comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your
approval.
You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations
and
experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the
object
of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see
your
lover as a friend and c! ompanion. You are very sensual, needing
someone to
appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you
have
the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are
an
expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam
ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
nurturing
and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are
highly
passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes
possessive
and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor.
When
people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see.
You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open
attitude.
You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you
have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or
you
are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
companion.
You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument
once
in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the
challenge
is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are
uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book.
Sometimes,
in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
look
for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
committed,
you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Pub!
licly,
you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic.
Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a
very
generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover.
You
respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one
who
can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the
peak of
stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely
active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take
precedence
over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally
close to
people.
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Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything
you
se! ek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained
a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are
actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though,
you
tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in
your
involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for
yourself.
You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything
meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and
strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground.
People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a
dreamer with a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You
enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend
hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for! lovers who know
what
they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that
amateur
wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of
statement.
You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your
commitments
don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of
your
strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes
downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a
good
cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't
always
used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the
thrill
of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on
great
romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out
on
your own every so often. You will carry on! long- distance
relationships
with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a
need
to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will
this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very
seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for
the
right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often
selfless.
You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the g! lamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
statement
of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences
and
partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You
must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you
will
find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,
cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that
appearances
can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a
skilled
technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut
from
insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be
highly
critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not
easy to
find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expres!
sing
emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking
you
are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your
prime
desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live
for
the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw
your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
barred.
You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and
intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything
and
everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be
pampered
and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
You
often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head.
You are
very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?You are very interested in fun activities
yet
secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your
energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have
extended
periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover,
requiring
the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you
demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone.
Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
doing
anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count.
Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free
of
hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways ! of doing
things.
You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good
deal of
physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
physical
energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an
enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their
ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation
to
turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone
who can
keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the
better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you.
You
have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have ! a need to
prove
yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are
open,
stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically
idealistic
to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose
control
of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue.
You
could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often
regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like
being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private &
sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts.
When
it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the
little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take
your
love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience
to
wait for the right person to come along. You a! re very generous &
giving,
often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like
someone
who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you
on. You
fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are
romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses
&
your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt.
You
can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
Once you
put your mind to something! you manage to stand by it and see your
dreams
through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like
things
your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things.
This
may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may
develop
into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be
given to
what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their
advice
may turn ! out to save your life.
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Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in
love
you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You
see
romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement
freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You
wait
till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone
means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head
to see
hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe
that
age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear &
suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when
it
come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic,
idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner
for who
she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all
of
your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You
like
laying love games.
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Does your name begin w! ith: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can
handle
more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your
mind.
You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you
will
forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which
doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation.
However if
you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback
on
your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You
wind
up serving your mate & attracting people who have u! nusual trouble.
You
see yourself as a lover's savior.
2. By Month
JANUARY !
*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught *Always looking
at
people's flaws and weaknesses *Likes to criticize *Hardworking and
productive *Smart, neat and organised *Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy *Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather
reserved *Highly attentive *Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love *Loves children *Homely
person *Loyal *Needs to improve social abilities *Easily jealous.
FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self
esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and
easily
hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making
friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing
dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on
the
inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns
to
show emotions.
MARCH
*Attractive personality *Affectionate *Shy and reserved *Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic *Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others *Loves to serve others *Not easily angered
*Trustworthy *Appreciative and returns kindness *Observant and assess
others *Revengeful *Loves to dream and fantasize *Loves traveling
*Loves
attention *Hasty decisions in choosing partners *Loves home decors
*Musically talented *Loves special things *Moody.
APRIL
*Active and dynamic *Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and
affectionate to oneself *Strong mentality *Loves attention *Diplomatic
*Cons! oling *Friendly and solves people's problems *Brave and
fearless
*Adventurous *Loving and caring *Suave and generous *Emotional
*Revengeful
*Aggressive *Hasty *Good memory *Moving *Motivate oneself and the
others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest *Easily get too jealous.
MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp
thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep
feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily
influenced *Needs no motivation *Easily consoled *Systematic (left
brain)
*Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually
in
the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good !
physical
*Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts *Loves traveling
*Dislike
being at home *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited *Spendthrift
JUNE
*Thinks far with vision *Easily influenced by kindness *Polite and
soft-spoken *Having lots of ideas *Sensitive *Active mind *Hesitating
*Tends to delay *Choosy and always wants the best *Temperamental
*Funny and
humorous *Loves to joke *Good debating skills *Talkative *Daydreamer
*Friendly *Knows how to make friends *Abiding *Able to show character
*Easily hurt *Prone to getting colds *Loves to dress up *Easily bored
*Fussy *Seldom show emotions *Takes time to recover when hurt *Brand
conscious *Executive *Stubborn *Those who loves me are enem! ies
*Those who
hates me are friends.
JULY
*Fun to be with *Secretive *Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet
unless excited or tensed *Takes pride in oneself *Has reputation
*Easily
consoled *Honest *Concern about people's feelings *Tactful *Friendly
*Approachable *Very emotional *Temperamental and unpredictable *Moody
and
easily hurt *Witty and starkly *Sentimental *Not revengeful *Forgiving
but
never forgets *Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things *Guides
others
physically and mentally *Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring
and loving *Treats others equally *Strong sense of sympathy *Wary and
sharp
*Judge people through observations *Hardworking *No difficulties! in
studying *Loves to be alone *Always broods about the past and the old
friends *Likes to be quiet *Homely person *Waits for friends *Never
looks
for friends *Not aggressive unless provoked *Prone to having stomach
and
dieting problems *Loves to be loved *Easily hurt but take.
AUGUST
*Loves to joke *Attractive *Suave and caring *Brave and fearless *Firm
and
has leadership qualities *Knows how to console others *Too generous
and
egoistic *Take high pride of oneself *Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary
spirit *Easily angered *Angry when provoked *Easily jealous *Observant
*Careful and cautious *Thinks quickly *Independent thoughts ! *Loves
to
lead and to be led *Loves to dream *Talented in the arts, music and
defense
*Sensitive but not petty *Poor resistance against illnesses *Learns to
relax *Hasty and rusty *Romantic *Loving and caring *Loves to make
friends.
SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to
point
out people's mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy,
loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory
*Clever
and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself
when
criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves
sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle
up
feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things
*Systematic.
OCTOBER
*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at
the
center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie
or
pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making
friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps
unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what
others
think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the
arts
and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and
easily
jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and! fair *Spendthrift and
easily
influenced *Easily lose confidence.
NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas *Difficult to fathom *Thinks forward *Unique and
brilliant *Extraordinary ideas *Sharp thinking *Fine and strong
clairvoyance *Can become good doctors *Careful and cautious *Dynamic
in
personality *Secretive *Inquisitive *Knows how to dig secrets *Always
thinking *Less talkative but amiable *Brave and generous *Patient
*Stubborn
and hard-hearted *If there is a will, there is a way *Determined
*Never
give up *Hardly become angry unless provoked *Loves to be alone
*Thinks
differently from others *Sharp-minded *Motivates oneself *Does not
appreciate praises *High-spirited *Well-built and tough *Deep ! love
and
emotions *Romantic *Uncertain in relationships *Homely *Hardworking
*High
abilities *Trustworthy *Honest and keeps secrets *Not able to control
emotions *Unpredictable.
DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous *Patriotic *Active in games and interactions
*Impatient
and hasty *Ambitious *Influential in organizations *Fun to be with
*Loves
to socialize *Loves praises *Loves attention *Loves to be loved
*Honest and
trustworthy *Not pretending *Short tempered *Changing personality *Not
egoistic *Takes high pride in oneself *Hates restrictions *Loves to
joke
*Good sense of humor *Logical.
3. By Date
If your birthday is on.. Scroll down to find out about your nature..
December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th! - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March1st - Match 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 st Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 th Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Nave
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - N! ovember 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd !
Teal
RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked
to be
loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with
people, nice, soft, and that ! can love you for the way you are. Likes
people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You
are
trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't
fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for
a
long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in
picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make
stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new
friends.
GREY
You are attractive, a! nd active. You never hide your feelings, and
express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You
want to
be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten
up
people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a
good
sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person,
but
sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to
be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting
for
the right person.
GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out
going.
It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right
person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and
care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership towards relationships. You ma! ke good decision and make
the
right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic
relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go
your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about
other
people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once
you
get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better
love.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it
comes
to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find
the
right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily.
Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular
between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things
easily.
You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and
complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but
you
have a capable personality for everyone to trust you an! d like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like
to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get".
Your
love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you
don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought
highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind
and
cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.
BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become
close
with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't
get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind,
not
your heart.
NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling
towards
everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and
like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love
easily.
Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes
in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a
long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are comp! etitive. When it
comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you
find
the right friend, you trust them for ever.
4. By Signing Style
SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are
a
little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".
TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their
fianc?es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other
persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract
others.
SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are
very
cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look
back
at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention
to
others views. These a! re considered to be good natured but are
selfish
too.
RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never
say
anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other
person of what he is talking of.
RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These
people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its
direction
of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or
wrong.
You can win them just by flattering them.
SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are
ready
to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these
seems
to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any
environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very
firm
on their views & posses a lot of will power.
Deadly PJ's
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written 'Number dial karne se pehele do lagao'
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
means...
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
_____________________________________________________________________
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
_____________________________________________________________________
_
What's the opposite of 'Dominoes'???
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
_____________________________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
_____________________________________________________________________
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
...and the MORAL of the story???
an IDEA can change your wife.
_____________________________________________________________________
Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
.
former goes aaaaaaaaa(hit)
latter goes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (hit)
_____________________________________________________________________
sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is
bored and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
.
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Acha last one...............
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
Do i see u banging your head....dont bother!!
Guess why ?
because there it was written 'Number dial karne se pehele do lagao'
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
means...
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
_____________________________________________________________________
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
_____________________________________________________________________
_
What's the opposite of 'Dominoes'???
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
_____________________________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
_____________________________________________________________________
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
...and the MORAL of the story???
an IDEA can change your wife.
_____________________________________________________________________
Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
.
former goes aaaaaaaaa(hit)
latter goes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (hit)
_____________________________________________________________________
sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is
bored and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
.
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
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Acha last one...............
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
Do i see u banging your head....dont bother!!
Measuring Success
At age 4 success is . . . . not messing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 90 success is . . . not messing in your pants."
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 90 success is . . . not messing in your pants."
Kannada actor Balakrishna's Dialogues in English........GOD!!! MERCY!!!!!!
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
APJ Abdul Kalam
"AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION .
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and .....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No,
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing
the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but
has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
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the student was none other than.........
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, the present president of India.
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and .....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No,
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing
the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but
has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
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the student was none other than.........
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, the present president of India.
just my intenSION
The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
and you'll feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
Ultimately, you won't get COOPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you may raise CAUTION.
And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about the SOLUTION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Don't think this is a stupid SUGGESTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP SMILING ALWAYS
IT IMPROVES FACE VALUE..!
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
and you'll feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
Ultimately, you won't get COOPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you may raise CAUTION.
And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about the SOLUTION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Don't think this is a stupid SUGGESTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP SMILING ALWAYS
IT IMPROVES FACE VALUE..!
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About Me
- Chase your passion not your pension
- I feel very strongly against terrorism and violation of human rights, acts of violence/exploitation against women and children should have the capital punishment,in my view, anywhere in the world. My approach is probably too direct, and mostly i am brutally straightforward and bluntly to the point in matters of expressing my feelings, people who can handle that find an invaluable friend in me. So what! im still a diehard hopeless romantic with faith & patience LOL My next 5year plan is to go backpacking around the world staring with europe, collecting friends and spreading smiles as i go.