A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written 'Number dial karne se pehele do lagao'
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
means...
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of 'Dominoes'???
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
...and the MORAL of the story???
an IDEA can change your wife.
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Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
.
former goes aaaaaaaaa(hit)
latter goes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (hit)
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sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is
bored and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
.
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
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Acha last one...............
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
Do i see u banging your head....dont bother!!
About Me
- Chase your passion not your pension
- I feel very strongly against terrorism and violation of human rights, acts of violence/exploitation against women and children should have the capital punishment,in my view, anywhere in the world. My approach is probably too direct, and mostly i am brutally straightforward and bluntly to the point in matters of expressing my feelings, people who can handle that find an invaluable friend in me. So what! im still a diehard hopeless romantic with faith & patience LOL My next 5year plan is to go backpacking around the world staring with europe, collecting friends and spreading smiles as i go.
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