Coded Message

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game". Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:

370HSSV-0773H

Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA.With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help. Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

Hindi of typical Puneri people....

its quite true...we all must have heard this somewhere or the other......
enjoy


Pahili baar, pohne gaya to kya hua
maloom? Pahile paani mein shira,
Phir Poha aur baad mein buda.

Ghai karo Bhaiyya, Nahi to Bus Jayegi
aur humaari Panchaiit hoyengi!

Sarbat Mein Limbu Pilaa Kya?

Itna Mahaag kaise re tere yahaan?
Woh Kopre ka bhaiyya to svasta deta hai!

Kaanda kaat ke, Chir ke mast omlete banane ka,
aur upar se thoda kothimbir bhurbhuraneka!

Arre Baba, Gaadi savli mein laga!

Eh Bhai, Medu Wada shepret laana, sambar mein
budake mat laana!

Kes ekdum bareek kaapo bhaiyya!

Khao Potbhar khao, laazo mat!

What if ...I.T. industry starts producing movies? ...then Some Film titles may be like these : --

What if ...I.T. industry starts producing movies? ...then Some Film titles may be like these : --
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
** Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password! De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna, Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha
**Pac-Man Ke Khilari

AATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages

AATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages

HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU - Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam .......

Gone are the days……

When the school reopened in June,



And we settled in our new desks and benches.



When we queued up in book depot,



And got our new books and notes.



When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet



Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.



We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and



Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then micro tips.



We began drawing with crayons and evolved to



Color pencils and finally sketch pens.



We started calculating first with tables and then with



Log tables and advanced to calculators and computers.



When we chased one another in the corridors in



Intervals, and returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.



When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,



Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle shed.



When all the colors in the world,



Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays.



When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,



Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons.



When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,



And Neckties and socks rolled into balls.



When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,



While others simply played "book cricket" in the confines of classroom.



Of fights but no conspiracies,



Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.



When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,



In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.



When few rushed at 1:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus.



While few others had "Big Fun", "Chock-o-bar","kulfi ice" and "Pepsi"
at

2:00 Clock.



Gone are the days Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,



And the one-month long preparations for them.



Gone are the days Of the stressful Quarterly,



Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most enjoyed holidays after them.



Of tenth and twelfth standards, when we Spent almost the whole year
writing

revision tests.



We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost,



We laughed, we cried, we fought, we thought.



With so much fun in them, so many friends,



So much experience, all this and more.



Gone are the days when we used to talk for hours with our friends.



Now we don't have time to say a HI.



Gone are the days when we played games on the road.



Now we code on the road with laptop.



Gone are the days when we saw stars shining at night.



Now we see stars when our code doesn't work.



Gone are the days when we sat to chat with friends on grounds.



Now we chat in chat rooms.....



Gone are the days where we studied just to pass.



Now we study to save our job



Gone are the days where we had no money in our pockets



and fun filled on our hearts



Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart



Gone are the days where we shouted on the road.



Now we don t shout even at home



Gone are the days where we got lectures from all.



Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....



Gone are the days



But not the memories, which will be



Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and Ever and ever and
Ever.....



NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,



DON'T FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS.



IT WONT BE THERE FOR EVER

Engineering Vs Management

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended
a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41

degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information,
and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where
you're going. You have risen
to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you

expect people beneath you to solve your problems."

Best Break-Up Letter Ever...

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57
photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

Reverb

***********************************************************

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.



2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.


3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.




4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.



5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.




6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.



7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.



8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.



9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.



10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.



11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.

Evergreen Memories...

Gone are the days
when the school reopened in June,
and we settled in our new desks and benches.

Gone are the days
when we queued up in book depot,
and got our new books and notes.

Gone are the days
when we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

Gone are the days
we learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips.

Gone are the days
We began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Co lour pencils and finally sketch pens.

Gone are the days
we started calculating first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to calculators and computers.

Gone are the days
when we chased one another in the corridors in
Intervals, and returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.

Gone are the days
when we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds.

Gone are the days
when all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays.

Gone are the days
when a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons.

Gone are the days
when cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
and Neckties and socks rolled into balls.

Gone are the days
when few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
while others simply played "book cricket" in the Confines of classroom.

Gone are the days
of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.

Gone are the days
when we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
in the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.

Gone are the days
when few rushed at 4:45pm to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus.

Gone are the days Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day,
and the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most enjoyed
holidays after them.

Gone are the days
of tenth and twelfth standards, when we
spent almost the whole year writing revision tests.

Gone are the days
we learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost,
we laughed, we cried, we fought, we thought.

Gone are the days
with so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more.

Gone are the days when we used to talk for hours with our friends.
Now we don't have time to say a HI.

Gone are the days when we played games on the road.
Now we work on the road with laptop.

Gone are the days when we saw stars shining at night.
Now we see stars when our effort doesn't work.

Gone are the days when we sat to chat with friends on grounds.
Now we chat in chat rooms.....

Gone are the days where we studied just to pass.
Now we study to save our job

Gone are the days where we had no money in our pockets and fun filled on our hearts
Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart

Gone are the days where we shouted on the road.
Now we don’t shout even at home

gone are the days where we got lectures from all.
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and Ever.....

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

DONT FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS.

IT WONT BE THERE FOR EVER.

Dreams

When we were young, we had dreams and expectations. We imagine things, we keep thinking about what we want to be, what we want to do, what makes us proud and happy and what will we become.

We grew up, and things seemed like having its own way. We accept our success or failures and we move on. The rapid change, the need to do the urgent things, the works, the pressures and the failures, all kill part of our visions.

Things have changed, but they cannot really take away the dreams. We still have to dream on, to visualize our desires, our wants, our vision of our future, even when we are considered too old for such things.

Cornel Sanders started his business when he was sixty, and started the whole successful KFC business. The main thing is not the age - whether being too old, or too young, but it is the desire to dream on, and the courage to realize it.

Vivid visualization, taking it to sleep, thinking constantly about it, talking about it, planning it, adding all the spices to our dreams will make us a bit closer to the realization of our dreams.

Entrepreneurship starts with a dream, a simple wish of tiny restaurant operation, or a huge business of real-estate development, or a modest training center for English education, or just any other self-employed money learning fun.

The ability to dream on is one of the fine quality of human race that other species do not possess. So dream on, and put a deadline: make it a giant dream, a tiny one, an old everlasting one, a newfound one, a hobby related one, a change of life one, a religious one, a stupid one, a stroke-of-genius one, or just whatever...... just continue to dream on........ Then, Just Go and Do It!

detective sardar

> > A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were
> > training to become
> > detectives.
> > To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
> > shows the first
> > Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This
> > is your suspect, how
> > would you recognize him?"
> > The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
> > him fast because he
> > only has one eye!" The policeman
> > Says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I
> > showed is his side
> > profile."
> >
> > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
> > flashes the picture
> > for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This
> > is your suspect,
> > and how would you recognize him?"
> >
> > The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too
> > easy to catch
> > because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily
> > responds,
> > "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one
> > eye and one ear
> > are showing because it's a picture of his side
> > profile! Is that the best
> > answer you can come up with?"
> >
> > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
> > picture to the third
> > Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
> > suspect, how would
> > you recognize him?
> >
> > He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
> > stupid answer." The
> > Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and
> > says, "The suspect
> > wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and
> > speechless because
> > he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
> > contacts or not.
> > "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a
> > few minutes while I
> > check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He
> > leaves the room
> > and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
> > his computer, and
> > comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
> >
> > "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does
> > in fact wear
> > contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make
> > such an astute
> > observation?"
> >
> > "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear
> > regular glasses
> > because he only has one eye and one ear."

Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Loved this one!!!

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there

Best answer by B.E students during viva..............

This is best answer by B.E students during viva. >---------------------> This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's (EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care to smile at the past…

Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" ------------------- good one : - )

Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it gets stuck, it was DC.

Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?"
(Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"


TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
Engineers at work:

Assignments solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:

Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be possible)

Top two Engineering Rumours:

Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks

'Lil johnny description of Sex

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather

curious, he had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from the older

boys and wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his

questions to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of

explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one

night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The

following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.



"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off

most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured

sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He

must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to

feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except, he's not as smart

as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.



I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started



panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been

cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got

worse, and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down the

end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I knew it was a

fever because sis told him she was really hot. Finally, I found our

what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants

somehow... it jumped out of his pants and stood there, about ten inches



long. Honest. Anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

getting away.



When sis saw it, she got really scared... her eyes got big, and her mouth

fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She

said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the

one down at the lake!



Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting it's head off.

All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit



her back. Sis then grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while

he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to

keep it from biting again. Sis then layed back and spread her legs so

she could get a scissor lock on its head, he helped by lying on top of

the eel.



The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing

and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill

the eel by squashing it between them.



After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her

boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel. I knew it

was dead, because it just hung there, limp and some of its insides was

hanging out.



Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired form the battle, but they went

back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By

golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight

again. I guess eels are like cats....they have nine lives or something.



This time, sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it.

After a 36 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was

dead because i saw sis boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the

toilet"



By this time, Johnny's mother had passed out cold

Mathematics PJs

what is PJ???

phaltu joke..


what is P+iJ ???

complex phaltu joke...


why dont we laugh on a it???

coz the joke part is imaginary!!!


Whats the opposite of Real??

Its COCONUT....
Y....Socho...???

Becuase it is 'Na-Real'



what is the vector form of sridevi????

ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
.
.
ok i'l tell you...
.
.
.
. because.
.
.
.
. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Aunty's letter

Dear Sanju baba,
I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when
you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20
minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the
last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have
to change their address.
This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well,
though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and
the second time for fourdays.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle said it would be too heavy to send in
the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bablu locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him
two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if
you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Rakesh fell into a swimming pool last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he
fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bablu was driving. He rolled
down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they
drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. I am now closing this letter and will
share more good news with you again next time.
Your Favorite Aunt,
P.S...If this letter does not reach you, please let me know, I will send u another.

Regards,

Seetha Pillai

WadiaBlues : Messages

Once upon in air india flight, one Indian man and a
English man were traveling, the indian man got his
dinner from home,
he took it out the box, and took out a roti (indian
chapati) then at that moment english man curiously
asked 'what?s
that', the indian replied 'bread of India'
After a while the indian took out a gulabjamun (indian
sweet), at that moment english asked 'whats that' then
indian
replied 'sweet of india', after some time the indian
guy farted with a big sound at that moment the english
man asked
'what?s that', the indian said thats 'AIR INDIA'

Chiman on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,' break
nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Chiman replies 'break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di.....'

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

A 4 apple,B 4 bada apple, C 4 chota apple, D 4 dusra
apple, E 4 ekaur apple, F 4 fokat ka apple,G 4 gol
apple,H 4 ho gaya na pet kharab, khake itne sare apple


Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein
interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai ' So.. Mr. Software
Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?'
Software Engineer :'Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80
hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, aur kuch
naukar-chakar'
Manager:'Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney
ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupye, Ek bada sa bunglow in
Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke
baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife
ke liye'
Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer :' Majaak kyon kartey ho Sir !'
Manager:'Start kisney kiya tha!!!'

Ek baar ek aadmi bhagwan shiv ki bhakti karta hai.to
kaafi dino baad bhagwan shiv uski bhakti se khush ho
kar ussko wardaan maangne ke liye kehte hain.to wo
aadmi kaafi der sochne ke baad bhagwan shiv se apne
liye gitar maangta hai.par bhagwan shiv kehte hai vo
gitar ki jagah kuch aur maangle.sona,chandi,paisa,kuch
bui.par vo aadmi kaafi sochne ke baad phir gitar
maangta hai.yeh dekh kar bhagawan shiv ko gussa aata
hai aur vo use ek khinch kar chanta(thaparr)maarte
hai.jab vo aadmi bhagwan se poochta hai ki aapne mujhe
kyon maara to bhagwan shiv kehte hain abe idiod agar
mere paas gitar hota to kya main itne saalo se damroo
bajata.

santa: Boss, Sona kahan hai ? (Where is the Gold?)
banta: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert, hum to Mona ke
saath soyenge!

The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the
football team. 'Can you tackle?' asked the coach.
'Watch this,' said the freshman, who proceeded to run
smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to
splinters.
'Wow,' said the coach. 'I'm impressed. Can you run?'
'Of course I can run,' said the freshman. He was off
like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had
run a hundred yard dash.
'Great!' enthused the coach. 'But can you pass a
football?'
The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few
seconds. 'Well, sir,' he said, 'if I can swallow it, I
can probably pass it.'

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St.
Peter greets
Ford, and tells him, 'Well, you've been such a good
guy, and your
invention...the assembly line for the
automobile...changed the world.
'
As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven
you want.' Ford
thinks
about it, and says, - 'I want to hang out with God
Himself.'
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne
Room, and
introduces
him to God. Ford then asks God, - 'When you invented
Woman, what were
You thinking?'
God asks, 'What do you mean?'
Well,' says Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in
your
invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28
days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
Just to name a few.'
Hmmm...,' replies God, 'Hold on a minute.' God goes
over to the
Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits
for the results. In
no
time the computer prints out a report, and God reads
it.
God then turns to Ford, and says, 'It may be that my
invention is
flawed, but according to these statistics, more men
are riding my
invention than yours.

One day a man came home from work earlier than usual
and
caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Enraged,
the
husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend to death.
His
wife said, 'Y'know, if you go on like this, you're
going
to lose all your friends.'

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and
asked if the priest would hear his confession.
'Of course, my son,' said the priest.
'Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a
beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to
hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and
they never found her.'
'That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that
you need to confess,' said the priest.
'It's worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she
had to pay for rent of the attic by giving me a little
nookie now and then,' continued the old man.
'Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a
large risk --you would have suffered terribly at their
hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know
that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the
good and the evil, and judge you kindly,' said the
priest.
'Thanks, Father,' said the old man. 'That's a load off
of my mind. Can I ask another question?'
'Of course, my son,' said the priest.
The old man asked, 'Do I have to tell her that the war
is over?'

The judge says, 'Please tell me why you're seeking a
divorce.'
DiNapoli says, 'Because I live in a two-story house.'
The Judge says, 'What kind of a reason is that? What
the matter with a two-story house?'
DiNapoli says, 'I'll tell you what's the matter. One
story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is
'It's that time of the month.''

A farmer's wife was terribly suspicious.
Every evening she subjected her husband to an
inspection.
And if she found even a single hair on his coat, she
created a terrible scene.
One night, she found nothing. 'So,' she screamed: 'Now
it's a bald-headed woman!'

Two guys are riding to work on the bus. They both see
two dogs goin' at it on a lawn.
One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says,
'Wow, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like
that.'
The other, a single guy, says, 'Heck, that's easy.
Just feed her three beers and she'll be ready to do it
in minutes.'
The same two guys are riding the bus to work the next
morning. The single one asks the other: 'Well, did you
get to do it to your wife doggie style?'
The married guy replies, 'Yes, but it took SIX beers.'
The single guy exclaims, 'SIX beers! How come so
many?'
The husband replies, 'Hell, it took three just to get
her out on the lawn.'


Chiman zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar
bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh
kya soch rahe honge....think............. 'SALA YE
PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI'

Chiman on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,' break
nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Chiman replies 'break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di.....'

Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Rawbert: Magar kyoon baas?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to
seekh legi.

A 4 apple,B 4 bada apple, C 4 chota apple, D 4 dusra
apple, E 4 ekaur apple, F 4 fokat ka apple,G 4 gol
apple,H 4 ho gaya
na pet kharab khake itne sare apple

Ek patni ne apne pati ko patra likha.Unhone patra
likhte samay kahin bhi viram chinh nahin lagaya.Patra
likhne ke baad jab unhein es vishay mein dhyan aata
hai to weih jaldi-jaldi andaze se viram chinh (full
stop) laga deti hein.To weh Patra is prakar hai:
Priye Raj,
Sadar Pranam.
Aapne kai dinon se koi patra nahin likha meri saheli
Pooja ko. Naukri se nikal diya hai hamari gai ne.
Bachra diya hai uncle ji ne. Cigarette pini shuru kar
di hai maine.Bahut patra dale pur tum nahin aaye
kabootar ke bache.Billi kha gaye hai ghee.Chutti se
aate samay le aana ek khoobsoorat aurat. Meri saheli
ban gayi hai Manisha Koirala.Is waqt TV pur dance ker
rahi hai hamari murgi.Bech di hai tumhari maa.Tumhein
yaad karti hai padosan.Mujhe tang karti hai hamari
jamin. Sarson ug aai hai chachi ji ke sir pur.Phora ho
gaya hai mere paun mein.Chot lag gaye hai tumhari
chitthi ko.Har waqt tarasti hun Ramesh ke liye.Sandesh
hai ki weih bhi saath mein aaye nahin.To mein naaraz
ho jayoongi bhaiya se.Zarroor milker aana.
Aapki Patni,
Kalpana

Robert : Boss is ne hamare sath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit : Is kutte ke ek hath me HMT aur dusre hath me
TIMEX ki ghadi pahenado.
Robert : Lekin boss isne to hamare sath gaddari ki hai
!!
Ajit : Are bevkuf, Ise pata to lagna chahiye ki aab ye
do ghadi ka mehman hai ?

Robert: Boss, aapko kya kya pasand hain?
Boss: Robert, mujhe sirf teen cheez pasand hain, sona,
mona, aur mona ke saath sona??!!

Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that
Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi.
Here are some of the Windows related terms that have
been approved by Bill Gates to be used in the Hindi
version of... Khidkiyan 2000:
( More appropriately Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2000 )
Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft
Khidki = Window
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Madad Pe Madad = Help On Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Chaara = Options
Bura sandesh yaa phail naam = Bad command or file name
Garbh girao, Firse koshish karo, Naakaamyab = Abort,
retry,fail
chhavo = Tile
Aadmi Bhejo = Send Mail
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Chipkao = Paste
Khaas Chipkao = Paste Special
Mitao = Delete
Kagaz Uper = Page Up
Kagaz Neeche = Page Down
Anth = End
Saaf karo = Clear
Sab Kuch Saaf Karo = Clear All
Makan = Home
Topi Ka Tala = CapsLock
Hathiyaar = Tools
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Chooha = Mouse
Chooha Chalak = Mouse Driver (Software)
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar,Udhar-se-Idhar Wala Danda = Scrollbar
Pardha = Screen
Pardha Bachanewala = Screen Saver
Krimi = Virus
Tika = Anti Virus
Karo = Do
Galthi = Error
Ghusao = Insert
Pahle Ghusao = Insert Before
Beech Mein ghusao = Insert Between
Baadhme Ghusao = Insert After
Chabi Phalak = Key board
Choohha Ka Bisthar = Mouse Pad
Avaaz Phodney Wali Cheez = Sound Blaster
Antarjatiya Jaal = InterNet
Baath Cheeth Dabba = Dialog Box
Chale? = Exit?

ajit : robert isney bahut badi bhool ki hai
robert : to kya saza doon boss isko
ajit : isko liquid oxygen mein daal do
robert : ussey kya hoga boss
ajit : itna bhi nahin samajhta hai, LIQUID ISKO JEENAY
NAHIN DEGA AUR OXYGEN ISKO MARNEY NAHIN DEGI

When Ajit was a young boy in school.
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Africa?
Ajit: A lion.
Teacher: Very good, name another one?
Ajit: Another lion.

An officer in the British Army from the days of the
Raj returns to India many years after Indian
Independence. He has heard tales about deterioration
of his lovely India. He notices a man taking a piss on
the roadside. He is appalled at the state of anarchy
India has come to. The Gora Sahib is out of the Taxi
in a flash and upon the roadside pisser.
'Kya karta hai... kya karta hai?' demands the Gora
Sahib in broken Hindi.
'Paishab karta hai!' The pisser answers with contempt.
'Kyon karta hai?' demands the Gora who is now red in
the face.
'Aata hai iss leya karta hai!' is the answer.
'Kaise karta hai, Kaise karta hai?' he asks.
'Aaise karta hai!' says the fellow providing a side
view.
'Police nahin pakadta hai?' asks the Gora finally.
'Nahin... Khud pakadna padta hai.......

excercise ur brain

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying;

"If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."
If you said "water," proceed to question 3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors?
. . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated!


If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than"one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.




Everyone else proceed to the final question.



6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.



What was the name of the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

This is how business is done

message: Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

why newton commits suicide!!!!!!

message: Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes.................................


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased! by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...
the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!


The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the g! un has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide..

Stock Market !!! Sensitive Sensex

Incredible english courtesy Prof. Jeppiar

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Lecturer Mr.Jeppiar , who owns the no1 engineering college in TN.
The stalwart talks to his students:


# At the ground:


All of you stand in a straight circle.



There is no wind in the balloon..



The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please
come here).




# To a boy, angrily:


I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students:


You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)



# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see
onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:


Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....

You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is coo! l >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Tak! e Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the
function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003:


"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

ONE LINERS...

1. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

2. Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

3. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when ithappens.

4. Always and never are two words you should always remember never touse.

5. I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

6. The road to success is always under construction.

7. I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

8. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

9. Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

10. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

11. Born free; Taxed to death.

12. Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.

13. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

14. Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.

15. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

16. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

17. The hardest part of skating is the ice.

18. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

19. The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

20. If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

21. If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

22. Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

23. It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

24. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

TIME BANK

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400.

It carries over no balance from day to day.
Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use
during the day.

What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.
Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to
invest to good purpose.

It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you.
Each night it burns the remains of the day.

If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours.
There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow".

You must live in the present on today's deposits.
Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!

The clock is running. Make the most of today

Doctors vs Engineers

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come
out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

---------------------------------------------

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined

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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

-----------------------------------------

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this
time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, So don't mess
with Engineers.

Man im on fire

This poem has not yet been named and shall be christened by my friend who inspired me to reconnect with my creative side



If I can keep my head when all about I are losing theirs and blaming it on me;
If I can trust myself when all men doubt me, but make allowance for their doubting too;
If I can wait and not be tired by waiting, or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If I can dream - and not make dreams my master, if I can think - and not make thoughts my aim;
If I can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same;
If I can bear to hear the truth I've spoken twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things I gave to life broken, and build them up with worn-out tools;

If I can make one heap of all my winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at my beginnings and never breathe a word about my loss;
If I can force my heart and nerve and sinew to serve my turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in me except the will which says to me: "Hold on";

If I can talk with crowds and keep my virtue, or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt me, if all men count with me, but none too much;
If I can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run;
Mine is the Earth and everything that's in it;
It is then that I'll be a true man, a man my Mother would be proud to call her SON!!

Dilbert's: "Rules Of Order"

1. I can only please one person per day. ... Today is not your day...
Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the
first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
6. I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM . . . YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM.
7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I
thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
8. My reality check bounced.
9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
11. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy
and taste good with ketchup.
12. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
13. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then
beat you with their experience.
14. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt
15. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
16. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
17. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
18. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
19. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
20. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
21. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
handle this?"
22. If at first you don't succeed . . . skydiving isn't for you.
23. Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life.
24. When everything is coming your way . . . you're in the wrong lane!
25. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you
just sit there.
26. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A
pessimist fears that this is true.
27. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get
worse every year.
28. I am having an out of money experience.
29. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
30. I plan on living forever... So far, so good.

--

Kuttappan the Great

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....
------------------------


Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't work hard?
-Kerala ..


Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
-Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.


Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
-To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.


Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
-To yearn menney.


What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
-He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.


What is a Malayali management graduate called?
-Yem Bee Yay.


What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
-He changes his name from "Karunakaran" to Kevin Curren.


What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
-An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
-Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.


Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
-They are ready to do yennything for menney.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please don't delete this after reading, You should atleast send this

mail to:


10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,


20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,


40 Malayalis you will receive appams,


100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind
the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's
supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free

"some definitions useful to understand the student life of an engineer

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1. Some Basic definitions..

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP

Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ('Now you check me our journal.' 'You Out get from class.' 'Are you Understand, Beta?' )

Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).

2. The Truth about exams....


Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...

Re-verification: A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).

3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life

1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

4. The Years of Engineering

F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

Engineers Anthem:

Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum honge all clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumors:

'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'

A poem I wrote long long ago

I dont write too much, but yes in the moments of when i am in a pensive mood, emotions do pour over.
recently i got inspired by a friend and decided to include this one in my blog.
I request all readers to try and suggest a suitable name for this poem and also try to guess who the subject was for this poem! Think!! and lets see who thinks like me!


Future may fulfill her distant vows,
The past may have hazy grown,
It is this moment that is here and now,
This moment I call my own.

I gladly join the merry in their joys,
Weep sadly with the ones that mourn,
For another's cause I lend my voice,
The silence I call my own.

Wilderness is a forest child,
Her sires merely the windblown,
Yet her beauty carries a call to the wild,
This call I call my own.

Rivers may run dry for the want of rain,
But these pearls that my eyes have sown,
Reap rich harvest to the harness of pain,
These tears I call my own.

Just one year back

Just one year back, we were breaking our heads to finish our projects by hook or crook.

Just one year back we were feeling bad about leaving college.

Just one year back we were regretting the dismal state of our love lives.

Just one year back most of us didn't know where we were headed.

Just one year back we hardly had any major responsibilities.

Just one year back we were justifying our selection of electives.

Just one year back, we almost lost the ability to read engineering text books. Thankfully for the exams, we got it back.

Just one year back we wanted to go through the college routine one-last-perfect-time.

Just one year back we wanted to curse the appropriate people one last time.

Just one year back I didn't even know I would be doing this

communication gap

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,"What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please. . ." he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"

This is freaky.....you have got to try it!

At the end of this message, you are asked a question.

Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.


Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.


This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall
into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test".


Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.



Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..



You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.


You'll be surprised.



Start:


How much is:


15 + 6

























3 + 56



























89 + 2

























12 + 53






































75 + 26



































25 + 52





























63 + 32

































I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..


Come on, one more!




























123 + 5
























































QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!










































Scroll further to the bottom....












































A bit more...




















You just thought about a red hammer ! , didn't you?



If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.


98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.

If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone, including the person that sent it to you.

hamar laalu is beshtesht

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.




Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

The tell tale signs of your personality

1. By Name


2. By Month


3. By Date


4. By Signing Style





1. By Name


Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean
business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience
for
flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
cute,
demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often
don't
get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that
your
partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it
difficult
to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical
attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, &
not
very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to
trouble.! You
are very self satisfied & egoistic.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and
dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the
affection
of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your
mate.
You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when
it
comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your
approval.
You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations
and
experiences. You are willing to experiment.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the
object
of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see
your
lover as a friend and c! ompanion. You are very sensual, needing
someone to
appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you
have
the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are
an
expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam
ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
nurturing
and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are
highly
passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes
possessive
and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor.
When
people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see.
You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open
attitude.
You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you
have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or
you
are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
companion.
You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument
once
in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the
challenge
is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are
uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book.
Sometimes,
in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
look
for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
committed,
you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Pub!
licly,
you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic.
Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a
very
generous lover.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover.
You
respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one
who
can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the
peak of
stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely
active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take
precedence
over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally
close to
people.
________________________________________________________


Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything
you
se! ek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained
a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are
actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though,
you
tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in
your
involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for
yourself.
You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything
meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and
strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground.
People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a
dreamer with a passion for life.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You
enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend
hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for! lovers who know
what
they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that
amateur
wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of
statement.
You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your
commitments
don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of
your
strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes
downright lustful.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a
good
cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't
always
used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the
thrill
of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on
great
romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out
on
your own every so often. You will carry on! long- distance
relationships
with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a
need
to be nurtured deep within.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will
this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very
seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for
the
right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often
selfless.
You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the g! lamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
statement
of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences
and
partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You
must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you
will
find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,
cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that
appearances
can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a
skilled
technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut
from
insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be
highly
critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not
easy to
find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expres!
sing
emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking
you
are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your
prime
desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live
for
the moment.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw
your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
barred.
You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and
intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything
and
everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be
pampered
and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
You
often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head.
You are
very imaginative.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: O?You are very interested in fun activities
yet
secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your
energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have
extended
periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover,
requiring
the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you
demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone.
Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
check.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
doing
anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count.
Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free
of
hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways ! of doing
things.
You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good
deal of
physical gratification.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
physical
energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an
enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their
ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation
to
turn you on and keep you going.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone
who can
keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the
better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you.
You
have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have ! a need to
prove
yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are
open,
stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically
idealistic
to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose
control
of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue.
You
could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often
regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like
being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private &
sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts.
When
it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the
little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take
your
love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience
to
wait for the right person to come along. You a! re very generous &
giving,
often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.


________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like
someone
who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you
on. You
fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are
romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses
&
your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt.
You
can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
Once you
put your mind to something! you manage to stand by it and see your
dreams
through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like
things
your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things.
This
may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may
develop
into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be
given to
what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their
advice
may turn ! out to save your life.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in
love
you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You
see
romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement
freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You
wait
till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone
means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head
to see
hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe
that
age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear &
suspense.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when
it
come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic,
idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner
for who
she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all
of
your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You
like
laying love games.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin w! ith: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can
handle
more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your
mind.
You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you
will
forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which
doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation.
However if
you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback
on
your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You
wind
up serving your mate & attracting people who have u! nusual trouble.
You
see yourself as a lover's savior.





2. By Month





JANUARY !
*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught *Always looking
at
people's flaws and weaknesses *Likes to criticize *Hardworking and
productive *Smart, neat and organised *Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy *Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather
reserved *Highly attentive *Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love *Loves children *Homely
person *Loyal *Needs to improve social abilities *Easily jealous.


FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self
esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and
easily
hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making
friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing
dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on
the
inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns
to
show emotions.


MARCH
*Attractive personality *Affectionate *Shy and reserved *Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic *Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others *Loves to serve others *Not easily angered
*Trustworthy *Appreciative and returns kindness *Observant and assess
others *Revengeful *Loves to dream and fantasize *Loves traveling
*Loves
attention *Hasty decisions in choosing partners *Loves home decors
*Musically talented *Loves special things *Moody.


APRIL
*Active and dynamic *Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and
affectionate to oneself *Strong mentality *Loves attention *Diplomatic
*Cons! oling *Friendly and solves people's problems *Brave and
fearless
*Adventurous *Loving and caring *Suave and generous *Emotional
*Revengeful
*Aggressive *Hasty *Good memory *Moving *Motivate oneself and the
others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest *Easily get too jealous.


MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp
thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep
feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily
influenced *Needs no motivation *Easily consoled *Systematic (left
brain)
*Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually
in
the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good !
physical
*Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts *Loves traveling
*Dislike
being at home *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited *Spendthrift


JUNE
*Thinks far with vision *Easily influenced by kindness *Polite and
soft-spoken *Having lots of ideas *Sensitive *Active mind *Hesitating
*Tends to delay *Choosy and always wants the best *Temperamental
*Funny and
humorous *Loves to joke *Good debating skills *Talkative *Daydreamer
*Friendly *Knows how to make friends *Abiding *Able to show character
*Easily hurt *Prone to getting colds *Loves to dress up *Easily bored
*Fussy *Seldom show emotions *Takes time to recover when hurt *Brand
conscious *Executive *Stubborn *Those who loves me are enem! ies
*Those who
hates me are friends.


JULY
*Fun to be with *Secretive *Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet
unless excited or tensed *Takes pride in oneself *Has reputation
*Easily
consoled *Honest *Concern about people's feelings *Tactful *Friendly
*Approachable *Very emotional *Temperamental and unpredictable *Moody
and
easily hurt *Witty and starkly *Sentimental *Not revengeful *Forgiving
but
never forgets *Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things *Guides
others
physically and mentally *Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring
and loving *Treats others equally *Strong sense of sympathy *Wary and
sharp
*Judge people through observations *Hardworking *No difficulties! in
studying *Loves to be alone *Always broods about the past and the old
friends *Likes to be quiet *Homely person *Waits for friends *Never
looks
for friends *Not aggressive unless provoked *Prone to having stomach
and
dieting problems *Loves to be loved *Easily hurt but take.


AUGUST
*Loves to joke *Attractive *Suave and caring *Brave and fearless *Firm
and
has leadership qualities *Knows how to console others *Too generous
and
egoistic *Take high pride of oneself *Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary
spirit *Easily angered *Angry when provoked *Easily jealous *Observant
*Careful and cautious *Thinks quickly *Independent thoughts ! *Loves
to
lead and to be led *Loves to dream *Talented in the arts, music and
defense
*Sensitive but not petty *Poor resistance against illnesses *Learns to
relax *Hasty and rusty *Romantic *Loving and caring *Loves to make
friends.


SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to
point
out people's mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy,
loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory
*Clever
and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself
when
criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves
sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle
up
feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things
*Systematic.


OCTOBER
*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at
the
center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie
or
pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making
friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps
unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what
others
think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the
arts
and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and
easily
jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and! fair *Spendthrift and
easily
influenced *Easily lose confidence.


NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas *Difficult to fathom *Thinks forward *Unique and
brilliant *Extraordinary ideas *Sharp thinking *Fine and strong
clairvoyance *Can become good doctors *Careful and cautious *Dynamic
in
personality *Secretive *Inquisitive *Knows how to dig secrets *Always
thinking *Less talkative but amiable *Brave and generous *Patient
*Stubborn
and hard-hearted *If there is a will, there is a way *Determined
*Never
give up *Hardly become angry unless provoked *Loves to be alone
*Thinks
differently from others *Sharp-minded *Motivates oneself *Does not
appreciate praises *High-spirited *Well-built and tough *Deep ! love
and
emotions *Romantic *Uncertain in relationships *Homely *Hardworking
*High
abilities *Trustworthy *Honest and keeps secrets *Not able to control
emotions *Unpredictable.


DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous *Patriotic *Active in games and interactions
*Impatient
and hasty *Ambitious *Influential in organizations *Fun to be with
*Loves
to socialize *Loves praises *Loves attention *Loves to be loved
*Honest and
trustworthy *Not pretending *Short tempered *Changing personality *Not
egoistic *Takes high pride in oneself *Hates restrictions *Loves to
joke
*Good sense of humor *Logical.


3. By Date





If your birthday is on.. Scroll down to find out about your nature..



December 23rd - January 1st Red

January 2nd - January 11th Orange

January 12th - January 24th Yellow

January 25th! - February 3 Pink

February 4th - February 8th Blue

February 9th - February 18th Green

February 19th - February 28th Brown

March1st - Match 10th Aqua

March 11 - March 20th Lime

March 21 st Black

March 22 nd - March 31st Purple

April 1st - April 10th Navy

April 11th - April 20th Silver

April 21st - April 30th White

May 2nd - May 14th Blue

May 15th - May 24th Gold

May 25th - June 3rd Cream

June 4th - June13th Gray

June 14 - June 23rd Maroon

June 24th Gray

June 25 - July 4th Red

July 5th - July 14th Orange

July 15th - July 25 th Yellow

July 26th - August 4 th Pink

August 5th - August 13th Blue

August 14th - August 23rd Green

August 24 - September 2nd Brown

September 3rd - September12th Aqua

September 13th - September 22nd Lime

September 23rd Olive

September 24th - October 3rd Purple

October 4th - October 13th Nave

October 14th - October 23rd Silver

October 24 - N! ovember 11th White

November 12th - November 21st Gold

November 22nd - December1st Cream

December 2nd - December11th Gray

December 12th - December 21st Maroon

December 22nd !


Teal









RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked
to be
loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with
people, nice, soft, and that ! can love you for the way you are. Likes
people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You
are
trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't
fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for
a
long long time.

TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in
picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make
stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new
friends.

GREY
You are attractive, a! nd active. You never hide your feelings, and
express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You
want to
be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten
up
people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a
good
sense of humor.

GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person,
but
sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to
be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting
for
the right person.

GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out
going.
It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right
person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and
care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership towards relationships. You ma! ke good decision and make
the
right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic
relationship.

MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go
your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about
other
people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once
you
get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better
love.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it
comes
to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find
the
right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily.
Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular
between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things
easily.
You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and
complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but
you
have a capable personality for everyone to trust you an! d like you.

SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like
to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get".
Your
love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you
don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought
highly by others.

OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind
and
cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become
close
with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't
get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind,
not
your heart.

NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling
towards
everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and
like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love
easily.
Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes
in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a
long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat
people. You always have goals to reach, and are comp! etitive. When it
comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you
find
the right friend, you trust them for ever.








4. By Signing Style





SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are
a
little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".

TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their
fianc?es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other
persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract
others.

SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are
very
cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look
back
at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.

NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention
to
others views. These a! re considered to be good natured but are
selfish
too.

RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never
say
anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other
person of what he is talking of.

RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These
people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its
direction
of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or
wrong.
You can win them just by flattering them.

SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are
ready
to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these
seems
to think a lot and may get angry very soon.

WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any
environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very
firm
on their views & posses a lot of will power.