detective sardar

> > A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were
> > training to become
> > detectives.
> > To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
> > shows the first
> > Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This
> > is your suspect, how
> > would you recognize him?"
> > The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
> > him fast because he
> > only has one eye!" The policeman
> > Says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I
> > showed is his side
> > profile."
> >
> > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
> > flashes the picture
> > for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This
> > is your suspect,
> > and how would you recognize him?"
> >
> > The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too
> > easy to catch
> > because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily
> > responds,
> > "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one
> > eye and one ear
> > are showing because it's a picture of his side
> > profile! Is that the best
> > answer you can come up with?"
> >
> > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
> > picture to the third
> > Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
> > suspect, how would
> > you recognize him?
> >
> > He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
> > stupid answer." The
> > Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and
> > says, "The suspect
> > wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and
> > speechless because
> > he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
> > contacts or not.
> > "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a
> > few minutes while I
> > check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He
> > leaves the room
> > and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
> > his computer, and
> > comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
> >
> > "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does
> > in fact wear
> > contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make
> > such an astute
> > observation?"
> >
> > "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear
> > regular glasses
> > because he only has one eye and one ear."