'Lil johnny description of Sex

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather

curious, he had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from the older

boys and wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his

questions to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of

explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one

night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The

following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.



"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off

most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured

sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He

must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to

feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except, he's not as smart

as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.



I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started



panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been

cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got

worse, and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down the

end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I knew it was a

fever because sis told him she was really hot. Finally, I found our

what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants

somehow... it jumped out of his pants and stood there, about ten inches



long. Honest. Anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

getting away.



When sis saw it, she got really scared... her eyes got big, and her mouth

fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She

said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the

one down at the lake!



Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting it's head off.

All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit



her back. Sis then grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while

he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to

keep it from biting again. Sis then layed back and spread her legs so

she could get a scissor lock on its head, he helped by lying on top of

the eel.



The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing

and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill

the eel by squashing it between them.



After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her

boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel. I knew it

was dead, because it just hung there, limp and some of its insides was

hanging out.



Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired form the battle, but they went

back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By

golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight

again. I guess eels are like cats....they have nine lives or something.



This time, sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it.

After a 36 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was

dead because i saw sis boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the

toilet"



By this time, Johnny's mother had passed out cold