Incredible english courtesy Prof. Jeppiar

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Lecturer Mr.Jeppiar , who owns the no1 engineering college in TN.
The stalwart talks to his students:


# At the ground:


All of you stand in a straight circle.



There is no wind in the balloon..



The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please
come here).




# To a boy, angrily:


I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students:


You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)



# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see
onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:


Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....

You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is coo! l >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Tak! e Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the
function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003:


"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"