Kuttappan the Great

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....
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Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't work hard?
-Kerala ..


Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
-Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.


Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
-To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.


Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
-To yearn menney.


What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
-He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.


What is a Malayali management graduate called?
-Yem Bee Yay.


What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
-He changes his name from "Karunakaran" to Kevin Curren.


What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
-An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
-Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.


Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
-They are ready to do yennything for menney.

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10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,


20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,


40 Malayalis you will receive appams,


100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind
the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's
supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free