Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Hillarious

Thanks akskay
awesome laugh
read on guys
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: akshay singh
Date: Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Subject: Sipping Vodka - This is funny!
To:



SIPPING
VODKA
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter
that I don't mind forwarding.


It's
funny (don't break chain)
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous

on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning

of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded

to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the

following note on the door:


1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as

Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off

his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper

he said, 'Take this and eat it for this is my body.'

He did not say 'Eat me'.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not:

Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.
Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
luck.


Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to twelve of
your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh. You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken.

Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

About Me

My photo
I feel very strongly against terrorism and violation of human rights, acts of violence/exploitation against women and children should have the capital punishment,in my view, anywhere in the world. My approach is probably too direct, and mostly i am brutally straightforward and bluntly to the point in matters of expressing my feelings, people who can handle that find an invaluable friend in me. So what! im still a diehard hopeless romantic with faith & patience LOL My next 5year plan is to go backpacking around the world staring with europe, collecting friends and spreading smiles as i go.